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30
Sep
2009
Artie Lange Is Terrifying

Favorite Comment: I heard you can get herpes just by getting near Artie Lang.
By: YoMomsMacDaddy

Favorite Comment: I heard you can get herpes just by getting near Artie Lang.
By: YoMomsMacDaddy
Deliverance hits home?
Artie is terrifyingly huge and fat.
Black Power Mr. Lang
It’s Artie, not Arti.
He’s bombing Nick DiPaolo
Not a bomb, regret to inform.
All i can say is… YES!
Why would you want a picture of Nick DiPaolo? I can go outside to see dog crap, I don’t need pictures of it!
bababooey!!!! its artie lange btw…
I think he wants to eat the cameraman…
artie lange is definately dead… right?
No, he’s not dead.
whoops. haha
…he’s too drunk to notice if he was or not, anyway.
Too terrifying to fish.
re: “taylor” @2:01 pm — Hi, Taylor. Dead or alive, douchebag or nice guy, Artie Lange is a person. A person has a proper name, and proper names are always capitalized. Also, there is no ‘a’ in the word “definitely.” Are you a child who was left behind?
I think the real question is, are you an unemployed English Teacher?
No, Smartarse. I’m simply neither illiterate nor too lazy to use the Shift key.
Ah, I see. Jus curious, cuz I’ve never seen anyone attack somebody else on the basis of spelling and grammar. No problem with it, I guess, but I say “to each his own” as far as that kinda stuff goes
You’ve really never seen anyone do that before …?
In that case, welcome to the Information Superwebs.
Here’s a map, your free T-shirt, and $100 in Internet Money to get you started. If you have any questions, just look for someone with a nametag.
hah nice. Actually I meant on this particlar site. But then again, I don’t really scan the comments looking for specifically that kind of thing
Now THAT is genuinely funny. I bow to you — or “LOL”, if you prefer.
)
[Clarification: Lulie, I was addressing my compliment to you.]
I’m sorry to say that the word “that” should not be capitalized.
Perhaps you use the shift key too often?
Oh yeah, “shift” should also not be capitalized.
Nice try, but it turned out to be a wasted effort.
Using all caps for a single word is common for emphasis.
My keyboard says “Shift” with a capital “S” – doesn’t yours?
You might consider using a comma before “too”.
There are way too many replies to this comment.
are you done waving your finger at me, Douchebag?
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090409/spelling-bee-winners.gif
But I thought no child was left behind!?:( *sniff*
Maybe someone can help me out. For some reason ArtiE kinda reminds me of someone else. I’m thinkin’ maybe…Animal from the muppets? What do you think?
Hmmm, perhaps a cross between the Grimace from McDonald’s and some kind of man-goat-bear hybrid from the island of Dr. Moreau.
Andy Garcia had a deformed, deceased conjoined twin surgically removed from his shoulder as an infant (this is true). Is this its ghost?
ManBearPig
Hagrid
Cookie Monster
Someone requesting spare change
A South Park character
A police sketch of a suspect shown on the 11 o’clock news
I heard you can get herpes just by getting near Artie Lang.
No. That’s Benjy.
Benjy Bronk.
Looks like someone fed their mogwai after midnight. A lot.
When did Nick DiPaolo, Jon Lovitz, and Andy Garcia become indistinguishable from one another?
Jesus. Christ.
I’ll never be able to tell them apart now, I’ll see the faces of the others as soon as I see one of them.
Ha!
Andy Garcia was born with his dead conjoined twin’s fetus attached to his head.
No, it was attached to his shoulder
Lame. Not a bomb, just a hairy guy.
Holy crap, Spielberg let himself go
Your at the art gallery, and you turn around to see that ugly statue.
And you realise you’re in Vigeland Park, which is in Oslo. Norway.
Well, someone’s got to liven up this boring picture of Nick DiPaolo. It might as well be Artie Lange. I mean, it’s not like he’s doing anything else.
I don’t know why but I cannot resist the urge to laugh when I look at the expression on his face.
OMG, This is the most fun pic, in this site every time i look i laugh alot!
The guy in the front looks like Jon Lovitz.
THAT’s who this guy reminds me of. Michael Moore on speed.
OMG, Decao! ME TOO! Everytime I come to the site now, I scroll down for this one because it never fails to make me laugh!
Nick Dipaolo is one of the funniest stand-up comedians around today. If you can’t see him live, then you can see him on most of the Comedy Central’s Roasts.
Artie Lange is an animal…lol