Even Superman Gets Time Out

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How many times do I have to tell you that reversing the rotation of the Earth is for emergencies only?! No, dropping your ice cream in the sand is not an emergency. – Ms. Fix-It
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Submitted by: Nicki
How many times do I have to tell you that reversing the rotation of the Earth is for emergencies only?! No, dropping your ice cream in the sand is not an emergency. – Ms. Fix-It

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And a really good sexual harassment lawyer.

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Looks like somebody has already had too much sex on the beach. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy TMIA says, “I feel like the real photobomber is the girl who’s looking down and not posing! Way to ruin the shot, girl number 3.”

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At this rate, we’re going to have to make him our King. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: That Guy Remegy64 says, “I just picture Adam and Jamie hanging out, then out of no where he has a urge to just jump into every picture being taken. Jamie at this point just tolerates it
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Strangely, the only one not to end up with a broken limb that day was the cardboard cut out. – Ms. Fix-It

Source: The White House
Favorite Comment: That Guy Johnny says, “Obama’s got a little Captain in him.”

Source Sofa Pizza
Favorite Comment: That Guy Shiggy says, “You can’t blame the walrus – it took him 17 seconds to slowly crawl to that spot.”