Favorite Comment: That Guy Shiggy says, “You can’t blame the walrus – it took him 17 seconds to slowly crawl to that spot.”

Puny human. I said lower your force field so I may receive my…what are you doing? Don’t eat that! FFFFFUUUU- Ms. Fix-It

Not until December? Is it twins? – Ms. Fix-It

All the tropical prints and the leis and the fake tans just remind him that he forgot to take his two weeks of vacation before the year rolled over. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: That Guy RBD says, “I think he’s mad at their freakish ability to defy sliding off to the right.”

Hate is so much more fulfilling. What with the crying and the screaming and maniacal laughter. – Ms. Fix-It

You know, if he’d looked like this in that picture of the two kids crossing the bridge, I highly doubt it would be in EVERY room of my grandma’s house. – Ms. Fix-It

Click Thru to see LOOK WHO’S BOMBING NOW! (Hint: His unborn children) Link NSFW – Ms. Fix-It

This just confirms my childhood tee-ball fears that trying to catch the ball would only end in tears. Why yes, I did play left outfield, why do you ask? – Ms. Fix-It

While the Myers family got this charming photo taken of them outside the Wisconsin Capitol building, a thief was busy rooting through Mrs. Myer’s purse bag. Caught on camera, the thief was caught and carted off to jail.

Favorite Comment: That Guy Person says, “Thumb-upped for adorable girl doing weird thing.”

Why get a room when there is a perfectly good table right there. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: That Guy WarDragon says, “For a bit I thought those lamps were party hats.”